I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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