singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
The adults are the big ones right?
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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