You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
