He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
Look, if it comes down to it, I’m spraying whipped cream on your nuts
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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