Buhtt sex?
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
she danced around my room naked waving around the gold trojan magnum condoms singing "i have the golden ticket."
little did she know i was taping her the whole time.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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