Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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