Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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