just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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