i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I'm getting married
To pizza
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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