so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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