Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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