For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Mom said you looked used
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
I just got a lap dance from a kid in the coconut bra... So not drunk enough for this.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
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