I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
