okay pat passed out under dana's car
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
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