it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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