i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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