Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
