Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
He offered me a 30 pack if I don't bring her to the party. Am I a bad friend If I take his offer?
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
You're even getting laid in my dreams, god I'm a good wingman
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