I need help removing her.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Do me a favor. Next time I think it's a good idea to take pulls from the handle, yell "FALCON PUNCH" and uppercut me in the taint. My future liver thanks you.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
Randomize
