I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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