this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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