the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Yeah! I got cockblocked by the blizzard last night. Lost girl on way to my apartment. Not a joke
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
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Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I'm going to avoid eye contact because my old high school English teacher is not who I feel like seeing after I just had a dick in my mouth
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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