do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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