I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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