The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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