can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
Why was I handcuffed to the roof?
It was easier then trying to explain why you couldn't fly
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
