matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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