I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
He told me I handled myself pretty well considering how drunk I was. He failed to realize that the lollipop I had was one I found on the ground a few minutes before hand.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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