I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I party with great urgency now.
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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