it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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