But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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