Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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