why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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