I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
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