eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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