yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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