I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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