shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Please tell me you did not just serenade her with "Let's Get it On"?
Yeah I think it worked. My penis thanks you, Captain Morgan.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
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