Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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