Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
He called from a stranger phone to say. He was a t a liquior store and there was a long line they have no condoms. This is the guy i was gonna go on a date with
Atleast he is letting you know he will be late
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
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