You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
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