He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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