I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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