Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
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