My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Floor bacon is actually really good
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
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