Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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