glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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