Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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