Whod you bang
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
Drunk is not a location!
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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