i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
so much tequila, so little girl.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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