Girls should come with a carfax report
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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